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The Dragonfly's Rise to Power
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About me
I am the leader of the esteemed cult, The Royal Order of the Dragonfly. I have established this web page to warp the minds of Americas youth. My goal, take over the city of New Orleans and destroy the wretched inhabitants including all Lucky Dog vendors. The mighty white drasgonfly shall rise again!!!
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What I'm interested in:
- Methods of destruction
I shall first take each and every past and present Lucky Dog man hostage and offer them in trade for full power in the operations of the city. Upon the day of empowerment I shall give Mephaskapheles full rights of ceremony to the Great White Dragonfly. Mephaskapheles will in essence be my army of insectomites and will soon have the city in shambles.
- Fellow Leaders of Darkness
Second in command to me will be my trusty sidekick known only as Calhoon, Master of Salt. He is in charge of healing, as well as destroying with his vast knowledge of salts great powers.
Next along the chain of command is Danny Love and his mystical powers of the green substance. He holds the key to darkening an enemy's view to the outside world with the energy of foamy pistaccios.
- Enemies to the Dragonfly
The list of enimies is too great to give an in-depth decription as to what makes them evil, but I will supply their names to prevent innocent people from becoming involved with them. If you have any questions abuot them feel free to contact me.
They are:
Robby D.U.M.B.,
Greg El Spungeio,
The clang clang gang,
and worst of all the people in the pictures as you enter my humble pit of hell leaders of rival cults that such people in through un-deserved popularity.
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